Taste tests – The Smugatarian http://smugatarian.com Eating with worldly contempt Wed, 11 Jan 2017 21:38:02 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.8.7 Chocolate Preferences by Gender http://smugatarian.com/2013/01/chocolate-preferences-by-gender/ http://smugatarian.com/2013/01/chocolate-preferences-by-gender/#respond Sun, 06 Jan 2013 01:03:03 +0000 http://smugatarian.com/?p=80 Continue reading ]]> Apparently, I’m what a feminist looks like. When considering the chocolate taste test, it didn’t even occur to me to break down tasters by gender—it took my friend Ruthie’s suggestion for me to realize that I hadn’t considered an obvious variable. (Thanks, Ruthie!) The tasting team comprised 6 men (Justin, Andy, John, Bill, Jonah, and I) and 4 women (Sydnor, Lizzie, Adrienne, and Nicole).

Likes by Gender

Likes weren’t particularly gendered except for samples E (Theo Organic), I (Mast Bros. Brooklyn Blend), and O (Pure Icelandic Noi Sirius).  Only men liked sample E (Justin, John, Andy, and Bill) and sample O (Bill and I); only women liked sample I (Sydnor and Lizzie).  You can see the spread in this updated summary chart, which includes lines for the male and female means.

Normalized Summary with Gender

Legend

While there are differences, the mean spread between male and female means is 0.46 points, with a standard deviation of 0.38 points. The “Likes by Gender” graph above shouldn’t be misinterpreted as some chocolates being “for men” and others “for women”—the gender effect seems to be a small one.

Update: Here are the full tasting notes for these samples. Not particularly illuminating, I don’t think.

Sample E Sample I Sample O
brittle cherry overripe fruit way overdone good texture furniture polish gritty strong smell overripe blah dirt sock old moldy fertilizer poop dirt a little bit of rottedness i guess grainy wine high booze blackberry smooth finish gritty waxy sooty stronger fruity smell smooth good texture bland plain aromaless crumbly chalky winey fruity grainy as it melts baking chocolate m&ms crumbly texture layered flavor boozy tart at first mid-density smooth texture boozy fermenting fruit tart rotting fruit boozy acerbic withdrawn will stab you in the night bitter fruit with aluminum not very chocolatey neutral smell texture not good chalky grainy cloying a little little aroma berry light fruit edging on sweet coconut original smell sweet milky light and sweet not complex bubble gum blah couldn’t finish lower cocoa sweeter baby powder sweet coconut oil light saccharine wax coconut and weird fats which overwhelms the cocoa subtle smell fruit light not strong chocolate flavor a little too sweet

One (over)interpretation of this is that women don’t want to eat poop dirt and men don’t want chocolate to stab them in the night—though I would have guessed these things were universal.

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Taste Test #1: Chocolate http://smugatarian.com/2013/01/taste-test-1-chocolate/ http://smugatarian.com/2013/01/taste-test-1-chocolate/#respond Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:38:09 +0000 http://smugatarian.com/?p=12 Continue reading ]]> We tasted chocolates. We were ten tasters: Justin, Sydnor, Lizzie, Adrienne, Nicole, Andy, John, Bill, Jonah, and me—Michael. I asked each taster to bring a bar of “fair trade” chocolate; most people brought dark chocolate which at least claimed to be fairly traded. We had 16 chocolates: 13 dark, 3 with dairy (samples A, L, and M). All but 2 of the chocolates were plain bars: one had cocoa nibs (sample G), and another wasn’t bar shaped (sample F).
Chocolate tasting notes
The methodology was slightly convoluted and didn’t completely blind the tasting. Lizzie chopped the chocolates, put them on plates with distinguishing markings facing down, and numbered each plate 1 through 16. (Thanks Lizzie!) Sydnor then randomly switched the numerical labels for alphabetical labels, A through P. (Thanks Sydnor!) Lizzie did a remarkably good job of camouflaging bars, but some bars retained their distinctive texture or markings. That said, the group was willing to avoid open speculation about which bar was which. In addition to making tasting notes, tasters assigned each chocolate a rating between 1 (out of my mouth!) and 5 (platonic ideal of chocolate), with tasters freely using decimal ratings, continued fractions, etc. Tasters split into small groups: Nicole, Adrienne, and Andy; Justin, Bill, John, and Sydnor; Jonah, Lizzie, and I.

Sample key
A B C D
Alter Eco Dark Velvet*
Madecasse Rich & Fruity Endangered Species Dark Trader Joe’s Dark
E F G H
Theo Organic Dark Taza Mast Bros. Cocoa Nibs Trader Joe’s Dark Fair Trade
I J K L
Mast Bros. Brooklyn Blend Alter Eco Dark Blackout Equal Exchange Very Dark Endangered Species Milk*
M N O P
Trader Joe’s Milk Fair Trade* 365 Dark Pure Icelandic Noi Sirius Cote d’Or Noir Intense
* Contains milk
Round, not bar shaped
Contains cocoa nibs

The raw ratings are available in CSV; the tasting notes are available in TXT (mildly preprocessed: tasters aggregated, one line per sample).  Statistical amateur hour follows.

Tasters did not rate surjectively: many tasters never gave a 5, while Andy never gave anything a 1. Supposing that a taster “likes” something they rate at 3 or above, here is the breakdown (graphs are clickable). The samples are on the x-axis; the y-axis is the number of “likes”.

Aggregate likes
Sorting chocolates by popularity, we find:

  1. TJ’s Dark (D), Mast Bros. Cocoa Nibs (G) (8 likes)
  2. Alter Eco Dark Velvet (A), Equal Exchange Very Dark (K), 365 Dark (N) (7 likes)
  3. TJ’s Dark Fair Trade (H), TJ’s Milk Fair Trade (M) (6 likes)
  4. Theo Organic Dark (E), Taza (F), Cote d’Or Noir Intense (P) (4 likes)
  5. Madecasse Rich & Fruity (B), Endangered Species Milk (L) (3 likes)
  6. Mast Bros. Brooklyn Blend (I), Pure Icelandic Noi Sirius (O) (2 likes)
  7. Endangered Species Dark (C), Alter Eco Dark Blackout (J) (0 likes)

To my mind, the moral of the story is that supermarket brands are inoffensive: TJ’s and the Whole Foods 365 brand both ranked near the top.  The Mast Bros. bar was the highest rated “boutique” bar. I didn’t like it much but 8 out of 10 tasters did—so what do I know.

Linearly normalizing tasters to their own range of scores, the full results are below.  The taster colors in the legend match the cumulative bar chart of “likes” above. Again, samples are on the x-axis, and the y-axis are the ratings.
Normalized Summary
Legend

Looking at inter-taster effects, k-means with k=3 isolates two pairs of tasters with fairly divergent palates: Sydnor and John’s tastes are plotted in blue, while Bill and mine are in red; everyone else is plotted in green, and the mean over all tasters is in black. The axes are the same as the previous graph.

Clustering

The four of us deviated a fair bit from the mean, yet Bill and I rarely agreed with John and Sydnor. The points where we did agree are telling: the universally despised Endangered Species Dark and the not-much-better Madecasse Rich & Fruity; the classic Trader Joe’s Dark and Dark Fair Trade, the caramelly and accessible Endangered Species Milk.  I don’t think the root cause is differences in perception, since our notes often read similarly: John, Bill, and Sydnor all mentioned coconut in their notes on sample O; we all agreed that Taza was “like putting playground sand in [our] mouth[s]”, but some of us enjoyed the “interstitial delights” while others didn’t.  De gustibus non est disputandum.  Or at least I hope not—Sydnor and Bill are married.

I’m not sure what to make of this heatmap, but a statistician friend of mine recommended making it (thanks for the help Justin!), and it certainly looks cool.  Darker reds indicate higher positive correlation; lighter yellows indicate anticorrelation.  Yes, I know this is the wrong way to do it if the diagonal is white.

Correlation

All of this aside, I suspect that there was a strong “considered taste” effect. Normally, we are happy to say that chocolate is chocolate, and it goes in the mouth.  Considered next to each other, though, each chocolate’s idiosyncrasies and—let’s not be coy—flaws fall into clearer relief.

I didn’t get what I wanted out of this taste test: a clear winner. I found instead that:

  • 16 samples is way too many,
  • chocolate can taste like “poop dirt” (thanks, Nicole!), and
  • disgusting chocolate still makes great devil’s food cake (happy birthday, Kelly!).

In the end, I doubt I’ll return to Chocodome: 16 bars enter, ten tasters leave… unpleasantly full and distressingly caffeinated.  A square or two after dinner will suit me just fine.

Update: I’ve also done some analysis by gender.

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